A more appropriate title would probably be Spam Sent to the Edge but oh well. Listed below is a choice selection of spam comments I have received and some “fantasy” responses I wrote while wishing I could actually respond to the real life sender.
“It’s appropriate time to make some plans for the longer term and it’s time to be happy. I’ve learn this publish and if I may just I want to counsel you some interesting issues or tips. Perhaps you could write next articles regarding this article. I want to learn more issues about it!”
I thought I was happy but I guess not according to you, now I’m depressed. I wish I could learn this publish and get some interesting issues. As soon as I learn some issues I can perhaps share my knowledge and learn you some more issues. Thanks for writing!
“i think i heard about this not too long ago, still interesting though,”
what did you hear about and what is interesting, you did not specify, thanks for writing, nice use of commas,
“I am frequently to blogging and i genuinely appreciate your content. The post has genuinely peaks my interest. I am going to bookmark your web page and maintain checking for new info.”
I am immensely glad that you are frequently to blogging although i have no idea what the hell that means. I am thrilled and honored that this post has peaks your interest although again i am not sure what the hell that means either. Have a nice day and don’t forget to maintain checking!
“This is a message to the admin. Your website is missing out on at least 300 visitors per day. I discovered this page via Google but it was hard to find as you were not on the front page of search results. I have found a website which offers to dramatically increase your traffic to your site: INSERT BS SITE NAME HERE. I managed to get over 10,000 visitors per month using their services, you could also get lot more targeted traffic than you have now. Hope this helps Take care.”
Well if you found this site via Google and you weren’t even looking I guess it’s not that hard to find. I am glad you are getting so many hits at your site and I wish you continued success. One question though, if your site is so damn successful why do you feel the need to Spam up the internet. Thanks and go to hell! : )
“Your place is valueble for me. Thanks!”
It’s not actually a place since it’s virtual but thanks! What the heck is valueble?
The following was a comment on a blank page I had recently created:
“Spot on with this write-up, I genuinely think this webpage wants much more consideration. I’ll in all probability be again to read a lot more, thanks for that info.”
This page is blank, I am so gratified that you found a blank page on my site more interesting than actual content I have written.
“I’m impressed, I need to say. Seriously rarely do I encounter a weblog that is both educative and entertaining, and let me tell you, you have hit the nail on the head. Your concept is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough consumers are speaking intelligently about. I’m pretty pleased that I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this. It’s difficult to come across knowledgeable consumers on this subject, but you sound like you know what you are talking about! Thanks”
I am so sorry to hear that consumers aren’t speaking intelligently about science-fiction, horror, and fantasy movies. This just goes to show you how totally broken our educational system is and how empty our culture and society have become.
“you’ve an awesome weblog here! would you like to make some invite posts on my blog?”
no i am not really interested in writing any posts about flaming hot lesbian sex , cheap nfl jerseys, or the best place to find cheap viagra but thanks anyway!
“I’d have to check with you here. Which is not some thing I normally do! I get pleasure from reading a post which will make people believe. Also, thanks for allowing me to comment!”
You’re welcome for allowing you to comment. Sorry I won’t actually be publishing your Spam in it’s original format. I am still waiting for you to check with me. Waiting for you to check with me is not something I normally do either. I am not sure what people believe after reading my posts but I am glad it gives you pleasure. Thanks for everything.